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THE SAVAGE NATION & STAFF (Originally published November 21, 2018)
- He or she actually embrace or celebrates the holiday as an American tradition.
- Speaks more than 50 words of English
- Served in the Military
- Salutes the flag
- Stands for the National Anthem and puts hand over heart
- Married to a person of the opposite sex and has children
- Was once a boy scout
- Grandfather fought in WW II to defeat the Nazis
- Great Grandfather fought in WW I
- Great, Great, Great Grandfather fought in the Civil War to free the slaves
- Would run into a burning building to save a child
- Believes in a nation’s borders
- Celebrates the nation’s culture
- Thinks the national language should be the one that’s been spoken for over 200 years
- Owns at least one firearm
- Loves and worships God
- Attends religious services regularly
- Says a prayer before eating a meal
- Has a job
- Able to hold conversation with someone with a different opinion without running out of the room crying “racist!”
- Remembers the words to the pledge of allegiance, using “under God”
- Can name more than 1 person they knew who served in military
- Loves his or her mother
- Drinks beer
- Opens the door for a woman
- Pulls a seat out so a woman can sit
- Knows the words to God Bless America
- Is NOT constantly ‘triggered’
- Actually pays taxes
- Doesn’t have on a black mask while holding a melee weapon
- Isn’t in a safe space
- Prefers the stars and stripes over a hammer and sickle
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