Disgraced Gov. Tim Walz (D-Retarded) announced on Monday that he will drop out of the 2026 Minnesota governor’s race. This is a Shakespearean fall from grace for the man who, a little over a year ago, was riding high as the Democrat Party’s nominee for the vice presidency. Walz released a statement Monday filled with a lot of whining and blame-shifting over the exploding Somali fraud scandal, and then got to the bottom line:
In September, I announced that I would run for a historic third term as Minnesota’s Governor. And I have every confidence that, if I gave it my all, I would succeed in that effort. But as I reflected on this moment with my family and my team over the holidays, I came to the conclusion that I can’t give a political campaign my all. Every minute I spend defending my own political interests would be a minute I can’t spend defending the people of Minnesota against the criminals who prey on our generosity and the cynics who prey on our differences. So I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
