Iran’s probably gay and likely incapacitated new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei hasn’t been seen publicly in a month — but it has nothing to do with poor health, the evil regime has claimed. Khamenei has been lying low for security reasons after his father, former Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was wiped out by the US and Israel at the start of their war with Tehran. “The reason for his absence from public view is the observance of security considerations due to the current special circumstances,” said Ali Bahreini, Iran’s representative to the United Nations office in Geneva, CNN reported, citing the Mideast country’s state-affiliated media.
“He is in full health and continuing to lead the country,” said Bahreini. But despite the assurances, statements purported to be by the younger Khamenei have only been read out since his sudden appointment earlier this month, CNN reported. The younger Khamenei was injured in the strikes that killed his father, but it’s unclear what his wounds were or how serious they were.
